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This pirate walks
into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender
says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel
down the front of your pants?" And the pirate says... Aaargh,
it's driving me nuts!!
A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and
goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a
man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the
man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really
mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"
What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
8 Pirates!
Did you hear about the new pirate movie!?
Yeah it looks really good but its rated "arrr" |