One day, a long time ago, back in the late 1900's, there was a crew of seamen who decided they were tired of always doing good deeds and helping people. They decided that raping, pillaging, and plundering would make for much more interesting stories to tell their little bastard grandchildren. But this crew only consisted of a few men. So they decided to go out and recruit some more bastards that wanted to fuck some shit up. This was a long and daunting task because everyone back than was a bunch of pussy's and hippies, and you know how Pirate's hate pussy's and hippies. They searched far and wide across the great valley that is now known to many as "Hell". Eventually they rounded up enough scallywags and wenches to wreak havoc on everyone who crossed their path. From that day forth, they were known as the Pirate Crew.